If you were lucky enough to come of age in the 1980s and 1990s, The Oregon Trail was likely your first introduction to computers, to the nearly impossible task of hunting squirrels, and to the very real dangers of fording a river. It also may have been your first exposure to the Willamette Valley, that little piece of verdant paradise your wagon traveled 2,000 miles to reach.
So what is it that led hundreds of thousands of settlers—and countless elementary school students—to brave dysentery, typhoid, and meager rations to reach this valley at the foot of the Cascades? Although I cannot speak for 19th century Americans, I have to wonder if the magnetism of Portland—the city guarding the Willamette Valley’s northern reaches—was apparent even then. Since its incorporation in 1851, Portland has become Oregon’s most populous city; a sanctuary for hikers, bikers, coffee lovers, and beer drinkers; and a place with a locally sourced restaurant or food cart for every day of the year.
So grow out your beard and unlock your bike. We’re in beautiful Portland for the next three days.
A River Runs Through It
The Willamette River flows northward through Portland, still lazy and unaware of its impending convergence with the Columbia. On the river’s west bank, downtown Portland is flanked by the boutiques and restaurants of the West End, the repurposed warehouses of the Pearl District, and the beloved hillside expanses of Forest and Washington Parks. The more residential and eclectic east side is a collection of wonderfully unique neighborhoods—and the epicenter of Portland’s culinary scene.
Although there are benefits and drawbacks to both east and west Portland, consider booking an Airbnb near S.E. Division, one of the city’s most foodie-friendly streets. You’ll enjoy a short walk home from dinner in the evenings and dangerous proximity to Little t American Baker in the mornings. Open since 2008, this modern neighborhood bakery produces Portland’s best baked goods, from olive slab bread to positively sinful double chocolate croissants (2600 S.E. Division Street).
Parks & Recreation
In 1903, the Olmsted brothers—sons of Frederick Law Olmsted, the father of American landscape architecture—were hired to study Portland’s city parks. And their recommendation, to preserve the wooded hills in northwest Portland as “a forest park,” helped create the largest urban forest in the United States.
With more than 80 miles of trails, the 5,157-acre Forest Park can be an overwhelming destination for hikers. Looking for views? Follow the Ridge Trail between N.W. Springville Road and N.W. Bridge Avenue until you spot the green towers of St. Johns Bridge. Prefer a canopy of trees? The Wildwood Trail traverses 30.2 miles of Douglas-fir, western hemlock, and red cedar forests—serene and beautiful come rain, fog, or sun (consider parking near Macleay Park at N.W. Upshur Street and N.W. 29th Avenue).
Rebuild your strength at Olympia Provisions (formerly Olympic Provisions), salumist Elias Cairo’s showcase of traditionally crafted charcuterie. The menu is varied and inventive, but the locally sourced meats stand easily on their own. If your arteries are up for a challenge, don’t miss the Spanish board—a flavor-packed assortment of chorizo, jamón de York, and piquillo pepper salad (107 S.E. Washington Street or 1632 N.W. Thurman Street).
No matter which of the two locations you choose, you can digest by perusing some of Portland’s most unique shops. Dive into the vinyl rabbit hole at Music Millennium on the east side (3158 E. Burnside Street), or lust after artful home goods at Beam & Anchor (2710 N. Interstate Avenue) and Spartan Shop (1210 S.E. Grand Avenue). On the west side, you’ll find leather accessories at Tanner Goods (1308 W. Burnside Street); beautiful home décor at Alder & Co. (616 S.W. 12th Avenue), Canoe (1233 S.W. 10th Avenue), and Porch Light (225 N.W. 11th Avenue); and more than one million new and used titles at Powell’s City of Books (1005 W. Burnside Street).
The Upright Brewing Brigade
This city of 620,000 people has more breweries than any other in the world—at least 58 within Portland’s city limits and 84 in the metropolitan area. So why not let pre-dinner drinks take the form of a beer tasting adventure? Ex Novo has the distinction of being the first nonprofit brewery in the country (2326 N. Flint Avenue), Great Notion has an ambience that’s tough to beat (2204 N.E. Alberta Street), and Upright Brewing is a local favorite for its intimate, subterranean tasting room (240 N. Broadway, in the basement of the Leftbank Building).
The Nong Show
When Nong Poonsukwattana moved from Thailand to the United States in 2003, she brought with her two suitcases, $70, and a nascent idea for what would become Portland’s most beloved food cart. The idea of Nong’s Khao Man Gai is simple enough—but her execution of tender poached chicken, jasmine rice, and a legendary fermented soy bean sauce is as perfect as it comes. Hit one of the two west side food carts at lunchtime, or pay a visit to the east side brick-and-mortar day or night—you’ll be thinking about that sauce (and likely bringing home a bottle) for days to come (609 S.E. Ankeny Street, S.W. 10th and Alder, or 411 S.W. College Street).
Pop The Top, Toss The Stump
From Coava to Extracto, Portland has cultivated an intimidating number of artisanal coffee roasters. I won’t presume to tell you which is most worthy of your devotion, but I will say that S.E. Division Street is home to one of the finest. Since its founding in 1999, Stumptown Coffee Roasters has blazed trails all the way to Seattle, Los Angeles, and New York, but there’s nothing quite like a cup at the original (4525 S.E. Division Street).
Coffee may not fill you up, but anything you order at Pine State Biscuits will. This beloved shop, which began as a stall at the Portland Farmers Market (a must-experience Saturday destination on its own), now has three storefronts that regularly turn out Portlanders’ favorite southern breakfast. Think fried chicken, shrimp and grits, and biscuits and gravy—just the kind of fuel you need for a morning in the Gorge (1100 S.E. Division Street, 2204 N.E. Alberta Street, or 125 N.E. Schuyler Street).
Flora, Fauna, And Meriwether
As the great Columbia River has flowed westward, forming much of the boundary between Oregon and Washington, it has carved an 80-mile canyon through the Cascade Range. This natural wonderland, the Columbia River Gorge, once helped Meriwether Lewis and William Clark find the Pacific Ocean; today, it is best known for the 77 waterfalls that plunge from the Oregon cliffs.
The splendor begins 20 miles east of Portland, where Chanticleer Point marks the first dramatic vista of the Historic Columbia River Highway. From there, every turn of Route 30 offers something for hikers of all abilities and motivation levels. Looking for a challenge? Try the steep ascent to Munra Point, where an exposed ridge overlooks Mt. Adams and the Bonneville Dam. Looking for something easy? The short trails to Elowah and Wahclella Falls provide stunning canyon views. Looking to get wet? Try the half-walk, half-swim over the log jam in the Oneonta Gorge. Looking to avoid a hike altogether? Stick with the drive-up views of Latourell and Multnomah Falls.
And for the bargain price of $2, cross the aptly named Bridge of the Gods when you reach the town of Cascade Locks, where scenic Route 14 awaits in Washington to lead you back home.
What Exactly Were The Previous Straws?
Depending on what time you return to town, you’ll either be in need of a mid-day meal or an afternoon pick-me-up. For the former, head to ¿Por Qué No?, a cozy and charming taco shack full of local ingredients and big Mexican flavors (4635 S.E. Hawthorne Boulevard or 3524 N. Mississippi Avenue). For the latter, the farm-to-cone ice cream at Salt & Straw (sea salt and caramel, anyone?) is the perfect, delicious dose of small-batch afternoon sugar (838 N.W. 23rd Avenue, 3345 S.E. Division Street, or 2035 N.E. Alberta Street).
The House Of The Setting Sun
Tucked away in the west hills, the Portland Japanese Garden is one of the city’s most tranquil spaces; a 12-acre respite enveloped by Washington Park. This series of five distinct gardens showcases the essential Japanese elements of stone, water, and plants, and is only steps away from another stunning work of nature—the colorful blooms of the International Rose Test Garden. But take the setting sun as your cue to head a few blocks north to Pittock Mansion, the grounds of which are especially beautiful at golden hour (3229 N.W. Pittock Drive).
Insider Tip: Time your visit to the Portland Japanese Garden for the first full weekend of the month, when Bank of America customers receive free admission.
All About Ava
Narrowing down your dinner selections at Ava Gene’s is no simple proposition. The Roman-inspired, locally spun menu presents so many temptations, from the tender and flavorful salumi to the decadent sagna riccia with lamb neck ragu. But the beauty of Ava Gene’s lies in the unexpected, including the star treatment bestowed upon vegetables and salads. Add in a wonderful staff and enchanting décor, and you’re in for a lovely evening (3377 S.E. Division Street).
I’m Gonna Make Your Life So Sweedeedee
For early risers, Sunday mornings at Sweedeedee are an absolute delight. The records are spinning, the corncakes and eggs are perfectly cooked, and the sweets are heaven-sent. But don’t waltz in late, not expecting to find a crowded dining room and a prohibitive wait. The good news? Cookies, cakes, and salted honey pie are waiting to tide you over (5202 N. Albina Avenue, arrive by 8 a.m.).
Getting a later start? It’s hard to find a more pleasant Portland experience than a morning at Pip’s Original, home of the absolute best made-to-order donuts in all of Portland (4759 N.E. Fremont Street).
Let The Hood Times Roll
It’s been a while since I became a resident of Portland, yet I still gasp each time I round a bend and catch a glimpse of Mt. Hood. The highest peak in Oregon is only 50 miles southeast of Portland, where its 11,249-foot summit is flanked by ski lifts, evergreen forests, and serene mountain lakes.
Mt. Hood National Forest is also the site of countless mountain trails for hikers to enjoy in the summer, snowshoers to traverse in the winter, and photographers to stake out all year long. For a 360-degree view of Mt. Hood, Mt. Adams, and Mt. Jefferson, park your car at the Mirror Lake Trailhead and make the 5.6-mile roundtrip ascent of Tom, Dick, and Harry Mountain. For something a bit more level, the 1.9-mile Trillium Lake Loop Trail is perfect for families, novices, and those who don’t believe in sweating for a postcard view (follow Highway 26 east from Portland; Mirror Lake is just before the town of Government Camp, Trillium Lake is just after).
Communism Is Just A Red Herring
In a city known for its culinary creativity, I suppose it shouldn’t be surprising that Portlanders are clamoring to eat at Kachka. The décor is just the right amount of Soviet kitsch, while the cuisine is a wonderfully modern tribute to classic Russian drinking food (720 S.E. Grand Avenue).
But if you’re longing for something a bit more classic and comforting, there’s nothing quite like a Sunday night at Apizza Scholls. The wooden booths, the pitchers of Diet Rite, and the no-frills atmosphere will take you right back to childhood, but the New Haven-style pizza is some of the best you’ll find on the west coast (4741 S.E. Hawthorne Boulevard). Savor the perfectly spicy Sausage & Mama or enjoy the simple pleasures of the plain pie—and celebrate the end of a spectacular weekend.
A Few Notes
It’s (partially) true what they say about Portland’s wet winter weather. But it’s also (entirely) true what they say about its beautiful springs, summers, and autumns.
Although parking is often easy in Portland—and you’ll likely need a car to reach the Columbia River Gorge and Mt. Hood—remember this is first and foremost a bicycling city. Whether you’re renting for the day or for the week, Everybody’s Bike Rentals offers affordable vintage bikes and wonderfully friendly service.
Keep in mind that Portland is only 80 miles from the beautiful northern coast of Oregon. And while Ecola State Park, Cannon Beach, and Oswald West State Park are among my favorite day trips from the city, they are also worthy of a long weekend all their own. So stay tuned for The Long Weekender’s next post on the best of the northern Oregon coast.
TITLE: The Columbia River Gorge, from Chanticleer Point | FRIDAY: Downtown Portland and Mt. Hood, from Pittock Mansion; the Redwood Deck on the Wildwood Trail | SATURDAY: The view from Chanticleer Point; the view from Munra Point; Multnomah Falls; Latourell Falls; sea salt with caramel ribbons at Salt & Straw; the Portland Japanese Garden; the International Rose Test Garden | SUNDAY: The view of Mt. Hood from Tom, Dick, and Harry Mountain; the evergreen forest surrounding Trillium Lake; the view of Mt. Hood from Trillium Lake.